Chaotic Crayon Fisheye Sketch

Turn the reference photo into a chaotic hand-drawn crayon sketch with a [VERY consistent signature art style] on a [white paper background]. Thick dark-brown scratchy outlines drawn with cheap colored pencils; large circular bug-like eyes with tiny pupils and heavy uneven outlines; elongated distorted face shape from exaggerated fisheye perspective; tiny compressed mouth; detailed wrinkled under-eyes; and chaotic facial shading from layered crayon strokes. Skin colored with rough overlapping pink, peach, and red scribbles rather than smooth shading. Messy wax crayon texture everywhere, rough uneven coloring outside the lines, aggressive crosshatching, and random sketch marks. Hands drawn slightly oversized with awkward finger anatomy. Background filled with childish doodles, random flowers, handwritten words, arrows, and chaotic notebook-style decorations. Intentionally overcrowded composition, hyperactive kindergarten sketchbook energy, weirdly expressive and funny.