Vibe Coder Streaming Parody Poster

A cinematic parody streaming teaser poster in vertical 2:3 format, styled like a dark comedy streaming drama. At the top, small white text reads "[A NETFLIX ORIGINAL]". Dominating the center, huge glowing sci-fi sans-serif title text in icy white with a lavender-blue neon glow reads "[VIBE CODER]", stacked on two lines. Below the title, smaller white text reads "STARRING" above a bold pink cast name in all caps: "[HUNKINS]". In the center foreground, a plush teddy-bear mascot with fuzzy white paws sits slouched in a black desk chair wearing a black hoodie, face shadowed mysteriously. The hoodie chest features four lines of small off-white text: "// SHIP IT", "// VIBE CHECK", "// NO BUGS", "// JUST VIBES". In front of the mascot is an open laptop with visible stickers: "vibe > spec", "DON'T THINK JUST PROMPT", a yellow smiley, "Claude 3.5", and an abstract AI logo. Behind the laptop, two widescreen monitors display dark-themed dense code. The background shows a dim moody programmer room illuminated by purple and cyan rim light and monitor glow. On the wall to the left is a sticky note reading "IDEAS > PLANS", and on the right is a whiteboard with handwritten lines "BUILD FAST", "BREAK THINGS", "ASK AI", "REPEAT", and a smiley face, beside a pink-purple neon "</>" icon sign. On the desk sit a matte black can labeled "FOCUS (optional)" in pink and a pizza box edge reading "ITERATE LATER". At the bottom, centered white tagline text reads "[HE’S NOT A PROGRAMMER. HE’S A VIBE CODER.]" with "VIBE" in pink, above a release line in white and bold red: "[ONLY ON NETFLIX | COMING SOON]".