Two-Panel Tech Vagueposting Meme Comic

{
  "type": "two-panel meme comic",
  "layout": {
    "structure": "vertical split with black divider bars containing white bold text",
    "top_header_text": "[MEANWHILE...]",
    "middle_divider_text": "[USERS AFTER A WEEK OF CRYPTIC VAGUE-POSTING:]"
  },
  "panels": [
    {
      "position": "top",
      "setting": "bright modern office environment",
      "character": "smug man with a beard, wearing a black hoodie with 'OpenAI' text, eyes closed, smiling, holding a steaming black mug with the OpenAI logo",
      "ui_elements": [
        "Tweet mockup: Profile 'OpenAI Employee' with verified checkmark, handle '@openai', text '[feeling codexy today 😎]', date '4:41 PM · Apr 16, 2026'",
        "Notification mockup: Dark theme, orange lightning bolt icon, text 'ANTHROPIC Releases Opus 4.7 3:00 PM BST'"
      ],
      "sticky_notes": [
        "Yellow note: 'big week soon™'",
        "Light blue note: 'can't say much... ;)'",
        "Pink note: 'stay tuned!'"
      ]
    },
    {
      "position": "bottom",
      "setting": "dark, cobweb-filled room at a messy computer desk",
      "character": "skeleton wearing a dark hoodie with '[REFRESH ADDICT]', resting its skull on its bony hand in utter despair",
      "desk_objects": [
        "Computer monitor displaying the X/Twitter dark mode feed",
        "Black mug with text 'C'MON OPENAI'",
        "Smartphone screen showing '11:59:59 refreshing...' with a loading spinner",
        "Digital clock displaying red LED text '12:00:01 AM'",
        "Three empty energy drink cans",
        "Scattered crumpled paper balls"
      ],
      "sticky_notes_and_signs": [
        "Yellow note (left): 'Day 7 still no news...'",
        "Green note (on monitor): 'stop vague posting and DROP SOMETHING AMAZING!'",
        "Pink note (right): '[just release SPUD or the Codex super app already!]'",
        "Cardboard sign (far right): 'MAKE SOMETHING AMAZING. PLEASE.'"
      ]
    }
  ]
}