Tech Product Announcement Parody Banner

A clean corporate parody graphic on a plain light gray background, horizontal layout styled like an official Microsoft product banner. On the left side, a layered cluster of four overlapping Microsoft Office-style app icons with glossy 3D depth and soft shadows: in the foreground, one large blue square tile with a bold white capital letter "P"; behind it at the upper left, one orange rounded rectangle with a white pie-chart symbol; in the middle, one white document sheet with a folded top-right corner, three blue horizontal text lines, and a blue bar chart; behind on the right, one green spreadsheet tile with a white grid pattern. On the right side, the word "Microsoft" in small dark gray sans-serif text placed directly above a large modern sans-serif headline reading "[Power harassment Ex]". The headline is rendered in a vibrant multicolor gradient transitioning from warm orange-red into purple-blue and cyan. Minimal, wide, and balanced composition with ample negative space, resembling a sleek tech company software announcement.