Deadpan British Shorthair Fashion Portrait

Close-up studio portrait of a chubby British Shorthair cat, centered and facing directly toward the camera with a completely deadpan, expressionless gaze. The cat wears oversized heart-shaped sunglasses in [black], matching a shiny plastic trash bag draped over its head like a hood, with top corners tied into two round knots resembling ears. The glossy plastic shows subtle wrinkles, highlights, and folds framing the face. In the foreground, the cat holds a [matching-colored] toy pistol pointed straight toward the camera, creating a dramatic perspective with slight depth-of-field blur on the toy. Symmetrical composition, sharp focus on the cat's detailed fur texture and whiskers, against a seamless [creamy beige] background. Shot with an 85mm lens at f/1.8, soft studio lighting, humorous luxury fashion editorial pet photography.