Tirinha do Despertador do Big Bang

A humorous four-panel cosmic comic strip in a 2x2 grid layout, wide 16:9 aspect ratio, framed by thick black comic borders with a smoky grayscale outer margin featuring faint glowing specks. Highly detailed painterly comic art style with bold ink outlines, saturated nebula hues, and watercolor-like cosmic textures. The main character, [anonymous cosmic creator], is an elderly bearded deity wearing ornate star-patterned purple robes with gold cuffs; his face is deliberately obscured in every panel by a pixelated censorship blur. Panel 1 (Top-Left): The creator sleeps soundly under blankets in a bed floating in deep space amidst nebula clouds. On a floating wooden nightstand beside the bed sits a vintage twin-bell alarm clock clearly reading "BIG BANG" on its dial with Roman numerals. Panel 2 (Top-Right): The alarm clock rings violently with kinetic motion lines, flanked by two large yellow comic sound-effect texts: "BEEEEEP!" on the left and "BEEEEP!" on the right. The creator's arm reaches toward an orange base button labeled "SNOOZE". Panel 3 (Bottom-Left): The creator sleeps again while the alarm clock is muffled, wrapped tightly in messy bandages. Behind it, the background begins to erupt with swirling galaxies. A neat caption box in the upper right reads: "13.8 billion years pass...". Panel 4 (Bottom-Right): The creator sits upright in bed, eyes wide and throwing his hands up in exasperation at a full cosmic explosion of scattered galaxies and starbursts. A glowing neon sign on the left reads: "Big Bang is a Mess." with "Mess." in bright red. A speech bubble above the creator reads: "DAMN..., I hit Snooze just once..."