วาดภาพบุคคลสไตล์ MS Paint สุดเก้ๆ กังๆ

Take the exact face from the attached reference photo as the primary subject, retaining the woman's distinct facial structure, eye shape, nose, lips, jawline, and expression so she remains recognizably her, but completely redraw the entire image in the most [clumsy, scribbly, and utterly pathetic way] possible. Create a crude amateur [MS Paint drawing] on a [pure white background] using a mouse aesthetic, characterized by jagged, uneven black contour lines, terrible anatomy, and obvious beginner digital mistakes. Hair drawn with a jagged 5-pixel pencil brush with messy scribbles and stray pixels sticking out. Asymmetrical, misaligned eyes with one larger than the other, uneven pupils, and crooked eyelashes. An awkwardly drawn nose and a lopsided, poorly filled mouth. Skin textured with blotchy fills, visible pixel dithering, and terrible shading done with an MS Paint spray can tool showing harsh edges and color spillover. Dress her in an amateur blocky recreation of her reference outfit with clumsy perspective and mismatched flat colors. Include deformed hands with irregular finger counts, unnatural neck length, and awkward shoulder angles. Add authentic retro Windows 95 digital artifacts: accidental paint-bucket fill leaks, leftover selection marquees, and stray pixels on the canvas. High comedy, awkward proportions, zero photorealism.