ภาพสเก็ตช์ดิจิทัลลายเส้นเมาส์สุดเก้ๆ กังๆ

Redraw the reference photo in the most clumsy, scribbly, and utterly amateur way possible. Use roughly the same color palette, making it look as though it were hastily sketched in [MS Paint] using a computer mouse. Keep the subject vaguely recognizable, but awkwardly proportioned, shaky, and confusingly distorted.