Niezdarna parodia rysunku w Paint

Redraw the reference photo in an extremely clumsy, crude, scribbled style on a plain white background, mimicking artwork drawn with a computer mouse in [MS Paint]. The depiction should be vaguely recognizable yet comically distorted, awkward, and poorly proportioned, featuring aliased pixelated strokes, missed fill bucket gaps, and an intentionally low-effort, absurd aesthetic.