Blister Action Figure Satirica Critico Tecnologico

{
  "type": "satirical collectible action figure packaging illustration",
  "style": "retro toy blister pack mockup with gritty streetwear design, distressed cardboard backing, bold comic-style typography, highly legible packaging text, humorous anti-AI culture parody",
  "subject": {
    "product_name": "[AI HATER]",
    "product_type": "action figure",
    "theme": "skeptical anti-hype tech critic parody toy",
    "age_label": "[AGES 14+]",
    "warning_label": {
      "title": "[WARNING:]",
      "text": "[MAY CAUSE PRODUCTIVITY AND ORIGINAL THOUGHT.]"
    },
    "burst_badge": "[100% ORGANIC SKEPTICISM]"
  },
  "figure": {
    "count": 1,
    "appearance": "stylized male action figure with intentionally obscured face, standing with arms crossed inside clear plastic blister packaging",
    "outfit_pieces": [
      "black cap with white text '[THINK FOR YOURSELF]'",
      "black hoodie with white text '[CTRL+ COMMON SENSE]'",
      "blue distressed jeans with ripped knees and a side chain",
      "black-and-white low-top sneakers",
      "dark undershirt peeking from the hoodie"
    ]
  },
  "layout": {
    "packaging_style": "vertical retail toy card backing with molded clear plastic blister window",
    "sections": [
      {
        "title": "INCLUDES",
        "position": "left-middle pink badge",
        "labels": [
          "[0 FAITH IN HYPE]"
        ]
      },
      {
        "title": "ACCESSORIES",
        "position": "upper-right",
        "labels": [
          "black mug reading '[HUMAN TEARS (FUEL)]'",
          "spiral notepad reading '[THINGS AI STILL CAN'T DO:]' with 4 checklist items: '[BE FUNNY]', '[HAVE SOUL]', '[LOVE DOGS]', '[GET SARCASM]'",
          "device reading '[TOUCH GRASS MODE]' with a green '[ON]' button",
          "grumpy gray-and-white cat figurine",
          "sign on wooden stake reading '[PROMPT BETTER. BRO.]'"
        ]
      },
      {
        "title": "EXTRA HEADS",
        "position": "mid-right",
        "labels": [
          "three interchangeable stylized heads with obscured faces"
        ]
      },
      {
        "title": "BONUS ITEMS",
        "position": "bottom-right",
        "labels": [
          "aerosol spray can reading '[BULLSHIT DETECTOR SPRAY]' with small text '[APPLY DIRECTLY TO PROJECT]'",
          "stylized pink brain labeled '[LAST WORKING BRAIN CELL]'",
          "miniature metal trash can labeled '[AI SLOP]'"
        ]
      },
      {
        "title": "COLLECT THEM ALL!",
        "position": "bottom center strip",
        "labels": [
          "[DOOMSCROLLER]",
          "[CRYPTO BRO]",
          "[INFLUENCER]",
          "[CORPORATE NPC]",
          "[YOU?]"
        ]
      },
      {
        "title": "MISSION",
        "position": "bottom-right pink note",
        "labels": [
          "[KEEP HUMANITY FROM BECOMING BORING.]"
        ]
      }
    ]
  },
  "extra_graphics": {
    "labels": [
      "small illustrated portrait in lower-left corner with speech bubble: '[CRITICAL THINKING IS MY SUPERPOWER.]'",
      "black banner under main title reading: '[NOT ANTI-TECH. ANTI-BS.]'"
    ]
  },
  "color_palette": {
    "cardboard": "aged beige with subtle grime and scuffs",
    "accent_colors": [
      "hot pink",
      "deep black",
      "warning yellow"
    ]
  },
  "composition": "front-facing commercial product shot, action figure mounted on left half, labeled miniature accessories molded on right half, bottom collectible silhouette strip, realistic blister plastic specular highlights and contact shadows, clean studio lighting"
}