Biglietto d'Auguri a Fumetti Minimal e Imperturbabile

A greeting card featuring a single full-body figure loosely inspired by the reference photo, posed in a three-quarter front angle, accompanied by 1–2 distinctive objects. Style: [minimal, simple flat-color alternative comic-style illustration] with clean, uniform hand-drawn linework. The character is reduced to basic geometric shapes with awkward proportions and minimal facial features (simple dot eyes, line nose, small mouth). Sparingly used flat, solid colors for contrast. Composition is centered with extensive empty white negative space and no background. Mood: [deadpan, emotionally restrained, and quietly absurd], with subtle, observational humor rooted in bureaucratic dryness or disproportionate seriousness. In uneven handwritten lettering, casually placed: "[Insert Text]". Constraints: no shading, no paper texture, no intricate details, and no coffee-related elements.