Alano Elegante al Ristorante Italiano

A [black and white, vintage and grainy] medium shot photograph of a [great dane] wearing [sunglasses, a pinstripe suit, a white shirt, and a tie]. The dog is seated at a restaurant table, holding a cigar in its right paw and a glass of red wine in its left. On the table sits a plate of spaghetti and a bottle of wine. The trattoria setting features a sign reading "Tortellini Twisters" visible in the background. Sophisticated, humorous atmosphere.