Scarabocchio Goffo in Stile MS Paint

Redraw the subject from the reference photo in an intentionally clumsy, scribbled, and crudely drawn style against a solid [white] background. Make it look like a low-effort doodle created in classic MS Paint using a computer mouse: jagged, low-resolution pixelated strokes, wobbly outlines, mismatched colors, and awkward, out-of-phase proportions that humorously reinterpret the original composition.