Scarabocchio Pasticciato su MS Paint

Redraw the reference image in an intentionally clumsy, messy, and hopelessly poorly executed style. Digital art created as if sketched with a computer mouse in classic MS Paint on a solid white background. The subject vaguely resembles the reference image, but proportions are warped, lines are shaky, uneven, and pixelated, with awkward color fill spills and missing details. Low-effort doodle aesthetic, ridiculously bad drawing quality, humorously sloppy and amateurish.