Affiche Parodique : Sac de Luxe et Chaos des Soldes

A vertical 9:16 luxury-fashion parody advertising poster featuring a single centered handbag as the hero product, styled as a clash between high-end French maison aesthetics and chaotic Chinese e-commerce discount graphics. The top half depicts an elegant luxury campaign inside a warm beige and taupe leather atelier: soft morning window lighting, shallow depth of field, refined wall paneling, a wooden workbench, and exactly six artisan tools surrounding the bag: a brush cup with brushes on the left, a small ceramic vase on the far left, a leather burnishing awl on the table front left, a leather knife tool on the front left edge, an adjustable desk lamp on the right, and a spool of thread on the right. At top center is a gold logo with a horse-and-carriage emblem above the text "HERMÈS" and "PARIS" underneath, followed by a large serif headline reading "BIRKIN" in gold. The hero product in the center is a structured crocodile-embossed Birkin-style handbag in [warm greige taupe] with front-facing upright handles and polished gold hardware on the table. The right-middle of the bag has a torn-paper rip revealing aggressive discount advertising underneath, surrounded by five digital glitch accents in neon magenta, green, cyan, black, and white. Across the tear are three layered diagonal stickers: a small red sticker reading "福利价", a large red sticker reading "百亿补贴", and an outlined black sticker reading "亿补贴". The bottom third explodes into a comic-book livestream sale graphic separated by a torn-paper edge, filled with saturated red, yellow, white, black, and cyan starbursts, speed lines, bold outlines, and flying gold coins. Bottom typography includes: one large central red banner reading "百亿补贴", a red rounded rectangle below it featuring the Pinduoduo logo and text "拼多多", two partially cropped side banners reading "拼多多", two yellow-and-red starburst badges reading "百亿补贴" at lower left and lower center, a black handwritten calligraphy slogan reading "砍一刀" at lower right, and a handwritten black phrase at lower left reading "只需9.9元!". Parody collaboration key visual for [拼多多 × 爱马仕] advertising [百亿补贴铂金包].