Gribouillis Délibérément Raté Façon Paint

Redraw the subject from the reference photo in an extremely clumsy, low-effort doodle style. The drawing should look like it was haphazardly made using a computer mouse in classic MS Paint on a solid white background. It should only vaguely resemble the reference photo with awkward, distorted proportions and crude lines, creating a confusing and comedic look. Coarse, jagged pixelated strokes, harsh saturated primary colors, and an intentionally terrible, unfinished aesthetic.