Винтажный редакторский плакат цивилизации электронных таблиц

Surreal vintage editorial poster titled [BUILDING PYRAMIDS IN EXCEL], depicting a fictional "spreadsheet civilization" blending monumental architecture with obsolete office software anxiety. 2:3 vertical layout on distressed aged cream paper with stains, subtle scratches, faint technical drafting marks, registration crosses, and muted sepia tones. Main Subject: A massive gray stone stepped pyramid viewed from a low angle, cracked open vertically down its center. The chasm reveals an intricate mechanical interior of dark metal panels, servers, cables, pipes, and dense wiring, with rubble and concrete chunks scattered outward. At the summit, a tipped-over off-white bucket bearing a small minimalist orange geometric logo continuously spills a stream of brown sand down the right slope. Typography & Text: - Upper left: Small text "// spreadsheet civilization series" and "03". Stacked elegant serif text reading "[BUILDING]" then "[PYRAMIDS]" then "[IN]", directly above a very large, bold condensed block headline in burnt orange: "[EXCEL]". Below the title, a paragraph reads: "We construct our monuments from cells and rows, stacking formulas like stone, convinced it will last." Nearby caption: "fig. 3 — ambition.exe". Left vertical margin note: "measure twice, pivot table once." - Upper right: A flat orange graphic clock with numbers 12, 3, 6, 9 and black hands showing roughly 4:59, labeled with "4:59" in orange and caption "almost done. again." - Center / Lower Pyramid: A retro Windows 95 Microsoft Excel error dialog box with a blue title bar reading "Microsoft Excel", a yellow warning triangle icon, the message "Not enough memory. Delete rows?", and a centered "OK" button. - Floating UI Elements: 1 pixelated black hourglass icon on the right; 4 floating semi-transparent spreadsheet table snippets (top-left: columns A-D with decimal values; left-middle: columns A-C with rows 1–5; right-middle: columns F-G with "Total" and percentages; bottom-right: columns K-M with Avg, Max, Min). - Footers: Bottom-left reading "v.95", "build 4.59", "© 1995–forever"; bottom-right reading "sheet 1 of ∞", "SUM(ambition)", "#VALUE!". Style: Analog brutalist collage, combining tactile stone textures with flat retro vector UI graphics, burnt orange, charcoal, and warm beige palette, fine print grain, and soft ink misregistration. Clean poster composition without modern UI elements or people.