Сатирический судебный скетч с плюшевым свидетелем

A satirical courtroom news sketch in the style of a hand-drawn pastel and charcoal artist illustration with rough pencil shading and a documentary broadcast aesthetic. In the witness stand at center-right sits [a cute white plush rabbit mascot with tall rabbit ears (one inner ear rainbow-striped, the other black), large round purple lenses in mismatched turquoise and pink frames, colorful over-ear headphones, visible stitched seams, a green butterfly bow tie, and bright decorative patches on its arms]. A black gooseneck microphone points toward the witness from the stand. In the background at top-left, a judge sits at a raised wooden bench backed by a U.S. flag. In the foreground, two dark, sketchy figures are shown from behind: a lawyer on the left holding a yellow legal pad and an observer with long brown hair on the right. All human faces in the scene (the judge, lawyer, and background spectators) are censored with soft brown-gray rectangular blur blocks. Across the bottom, a glossy TV-news lower-third banner features a deep navy blue gradient, a red top accent strip, thin gold edges, and bold white Japanese text reading "[脅されてやりました。]". Muted courtroom earth tones contrasted with colorful witness accessories, wide 16:9 composition.