Сатирическая Карикатура о Дорогих БАДах

A square editorial cartoon in flat vector style with soft shading and bold outlines, set against a light gray background, depicting a satirical medical consultation about ineffective, overpriced supplements. At the top left, a bold three-line sans-serif headline reads: "Suplementos" in dark teal, "costosos" in orange, and "que no funcionan" in dark teal, accented by an orange underline swoosh and sparkle. At the top right, subtle social credits read "[@elnutridice]" and "[elnutridice.com]". Along the far left edge, vertical orange text reads "[Imagen creada en: ia.elnutridice.com]". In the foreground, a wooden desk is piled high with stacks of green banknotes with loose bills fluttering in mid-air. On the right sits a smug male doctor in a white lab coat over teal scrubs, holding a thick stack of cash; his face is censored by a solid rectangular blur block. His coat badge reads "SALUD Y COMISIONES", and his desk nameplate reads "TU SALUD, MI NEGOCIO" with a dollar sign. A framed wall certificate reads "CERTIFICADO DE COMISIONES", beside a shelf with two teal binders and a small potted plant. On the left, a frustrated female patient in a teal long-sleeve shirt gestures with one hand raised, her face also obscured by a rectangular blur block. A speech bubble over the patient reads: "Doc, ese suplemento carísimo que me mandó no me sirvió para nada." A speech bubble over the doctor replies: "A mí sí me sirvió." On the desk sits a bottle labeled "SUPLEMENTO PREMIUM" with "$$$$" in orange, plus an Rx prescription clipboard. A second potted plant rests on the floor.