Ретро-коллаж офисных мем-постеров

A retro editorial paper collage about chaotic graphic design and workplace burnout memes, set against a warm cream off-white background with generous negative space on the right side. Wide horizontal composition with soft drop shadows and scanned paper texture. Layout with exactly six distinct visible elements: 1. Back-left: A vertical white flyer featuring an illustrated gray spiky kaiju monster at the top with glowing yellow eyes, black claws, and partial tall black East Asian typography running downward. 2. Lower-left: Cropped vintage cream-and-green minivan front, partially tucked behind the main flyers. 3. Center-back: A bright cobalt-blue anime trading-card rectangle showing a colorful illustrated character fragment and taped paper scraps, mostly obscured. 4. Front-left main flyer: A slightly tilted beige printed flyer featuring a photo cutout of a cute squirrel at an office computer desk on green carpet, wearing a company lanyard badge with a red tear mark on its cheek. Red hand-drawn marker outline doodles, visible monitor and mouse cables. Bold red Chinese headline across top: "[存不下钱啊！]", vertical red Chinese side text: "[表面：好的？内心：毁灭吧]", small black bullet points, a bold bottom slogan: "[内心：毁灭吧]", and bottom-right blue text: "[摸鱼 TOUCH FISH]". Subtle micro-text: "DAILY MENTAL STATE" and "9 a.m. ↓ 9 p.m.". 5. Front-right main flyer: A slightly tilted larger beige flyer featuring a photo cutout of an alpaca sitting at a computer workstation running Photoshop, wearing a company lanyard with a red tear doodle. Blue scribble cables, red hand-drawn star annotations, bold red Chinese headline: "[草泥马上班！]", vertical red Chinese side text, small black bullet list, and bottom-right blue text: "[摸鱼 TOUCH FISH]". Micro-text: "Work from Mon. - Sat.". 6. Far-right empty cream area: The single lowercase black serif word "design" centered vertically. Style: Retro Chinese zine aesthetic, playful corporate satire, imperfect print halftone grain, flat graphic design mixed with realistic animal photography, soft lighting and clean paper cutout shadows.