Смешной кривой мемный дудл

Transform the subject from the reference photo into a [funny ugly doodle drawing]. Rendered as a quick, messy sketch using [cheap marker or crayons] in an intentionally naive, childlike style with distorted perspective and awkward proportions. Slightly exaggerated facial features, uneven coloring, and visible rough strokes. Simple flat cartoon background with random scribbled lines and doodle details. Humorous, casual meme aesthetic; strictly avoid realistic rendering.